June 22nd, 2019

fabulous theropods

Just wanted to let you know that I’m not alone up here. These two are with me: They wish it to be known that they probably had lips to cover their teeth. And, being basically very large (and very dangerous) ostriches, they probably also had feathers. They had them not in order to be able […]

June 20th, 2019

The Longest PopSocket

I just got done with Game Of Thrones. My verdict: watching GOT is like having sex with a very attractive (and rather kinky) person who gets tired about half-way through and ends up denying you an orgasm. But seriously, it was awesome for about four seasons, then it started to slump (yet it still had […]

June 16th, 2019

prints from Uzbekistan

Space is nice. The only thing that’s been a little bit difficult is the breathing. There is just not that much air in the cosmos. And so I am up here, floating. Meanwhile, the Uzbekistan album is online: I spent 102 days walking through Uzbekistan, from Tashkent on December 14th 2016 to the time I […]

June 6th, 2019

prints from Kyrgyzstan

People have been asking when I will return from space. The answer is: I don’t know. What I do know is that the Kyrgyzstan album just went online: I didn’t spend much time walking through this country – a mere 9 days and 130km. But I went there a few other times before and after […]

May 28th, 2019

prints from Kazakhstan

I’ve been adding stuff to the page where you can get prints from The Longest Way: As of now, the albums from China and Kazakhstan are both online. 5510km through China, 1180km through Kazakhstan: Sometimes it’s hard to believe. That it ever even happened.

May 21st, 2019

cherish the love, fucker

I voted. The process was easy-peasy: I electronically applied for postal voting, upon which I received my ballot papers in space, then I filled them out and mailed them back to earth. I finally voted. It made me feel particularly good this time since I had missed two earlier votes. One time, while I was […]

May 13th, 2019

thirty million

Something interesting is happening. A few days ago, I noticed an uptick in the comments I received on YouTube. The weird beard video was bringing in more views than usual, and, judging from the comments, many of them were due to YouTube’s internal recommendations: someone would be watching something, and then the system would automatically […]

April 17th, 2019

The Longest Prints

The other day I witnessed a drone crashing on the moon. There was no sound and no explosion, just a slow descent and then something that looked like it would make a thud, only it didn’t. That’s the type of shit that happens up here, in space. On a side note, I am going to […]

April 11th, 2019

The Longest Pixel Mug

Space. There are no frontiers up here, there is only silence. Or maybe it’s “down” here, however you want to look at it. Up can be down, and that which is big can look just like that which is small. A black hole winks at us, and a molecule winks back. Castor and Pollux, one […]

What’s up

Hey everyone!

if you want to read up on the walk, you can click on Blog or just use the map above in order to navigate between posts. All 1300+ entries are on there, starting with the first blog post I ever made.

If you just want to get a general idea about the whole thing, you could refer to The Plan, and in case you have any specific questions, make sure to check out my extensive FAQ section (in three languages).

Another thing you can do is download the Google Earth file. It is broken down into daily tracks and shows some landmarks and a vast amount of photographs.

Or you could just go and read one of my books.


Meanwhile, I have returned to The Longest Way. Here's a little animated video about it the way so far:

Oh, and I keep a few social media accounts:

YouTube - I post videos from the road whenever I can
Twitter - Have been using this one a lot lately
Facebook - I mean I have one, but meh
Instagram - Trying to post daily blog updates here