Daily Archives: January 29, 2019

when pigeons cry

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Went to the city today, and when I did, I noticed this greedy little fucker strutting around on the ground, and I said: Sup, stupid pigeon! To which the pigeon replied: “Well, well, well, look who’s talking with your lame-ass shoes!” Only it didn’t happen this way. I didn’t say anything. The pigeon didn’t, either. […]