authentic Haiwaiian shirts for sale (just not here)

I wanted a goddamned Hawaiian shirt: a short-sleeved, collared, printed shirt. Possibly with some flowers on it. With palm trees. Or with some goddamned pineapples.

So I went to the bazaar:

Well, actually I went to two bazaars, first the old one then the new one. Neither of them had anything that came even remotely close to being a Hawaiian shirt. I was devastated.

But then I found this wedding store, and I chose to buy some synthetic cloth instead:

It was pink, and I carried it home in a bag:

Then I lay down and wrote a goddamned number on my hand:

34,5.

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