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Rarely have I felt this confused. I should be in Iran right now, pounding the road with my feet. Instead I’m still here, worrying about the state of my health. Old people have this thing where they tell you that the one thing you should really wish for in life is health, both for yourself and for your loved ones.

Of course they are wrong.

You should wish for a successful career, for an awesome sex life, for lots of fun adventures, for a house with an ocean view, for Kissinger’s death, for a reunion of System Of A Down but only with Serj at the mic, for more peace and understanding in the world, for cheese cake every day, for ten more seasons of Ash vs Evil Dead:

Evil Dead

Or maybe those old people are right.

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